🐉 KOBOLDS ARE GAY AND VALID 🐉 💎 THEY LOVE GEMS AND EACH OTHER 💎 🏳️‍🌈 THE GAYEST CREATURES IN THE DUNGEON 🏳️‍🌈 🐉 YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER 001337 🐉

🐉 THE KOBOLD APPRECIATION PAGE 🐉

★ dedicated to the gayest little guys in all of dnd ★

KOBOLDS: GAY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

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/\_____/\ / o o \ <-- these are gay eyes | ~~~ | | (claws) | :::KOBOLD::: \ _____ / \/ \/ | gem | "yip yip" |_______|

:: WHAT IS A KOBOLD ::

OFFICIAL FACT Kobolds are small reptilian humanoids. They are approximately 2-2.5 feet tall. They have scales. They live in tunnels. They are gay. These are all equally important facts according to this website.

Kobolds have been in Dungeons & Dragons since the very beginning and they have always been gay. Some people say this is not stated in the rulebooks. Those people are WRONG and also have clearly never looked at a kobold. Look at them. ✨ GAY ✨

:: SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE THAT KOBOLDS ARE GAY ::

Trait	What It Means	Gay? (Y/N)
Love collecting shiny gems	Classic gay behavior	Y
Live together in large communal tunnels	Queer communal living, iconic	Y
Spend enormous effort on elaborate trap design	Gay people love a craft project	Y
Deeply devoted to their friends and pack	Found family, a gay tradition	Y
Extremely dramatic when scared	Gay.	Y
Called "yip yip" noises	Gay.	Y
Sometimes have tiny little hats	Evidence is conclusive	EXTREMELY Y

:: FUN KOBOLD FACTS ::

💎 Kobolds have a pack mentality — they look out for each other. This is gay.
💎 Kobolds are excellent miners. They find beauty in rocks. Gay rocks.
💎 Kobolds in 5e can give each other pack tactics advantage. Helping your friends. GAY.
💎 Kobolds will avenge fallen comrades. Loyal. Devoted. Gay.
💎 Kobolds go "yip". There is no heterosexual explanation for this.
💎 Kobolds have darkvision 60ft — they thrive where others cannot see. A metaphor.
💎 Kobolds are legitimately underrated and deserve more respect and also they are gay.

:: TYPES OF GAY KOBOLDS ::

TYPES

🔴 Regular Kobold

Classic. Red scales. Scared of paladins. Gay. Would die for their friends and frequently does.

🔵 Winged Kobold (Urd)

Has wings. Can fly. Looking down on everyone. The gay friend who is just a little bit better than you and knows it.

🟣 Kobold Scale Sorcerer

Magic. Went to school for it. Wearing robes. The most gay of all kobolds. Academic.

🟡 Dragon-Touched Kobold

Blessed by a dragon. Has a dragon as a parent figure basically. Found family. So gay it is almost too much.

:: SIGN THE GUESTBOOK ::

have you seen a kobold? is it gay? sign my guestbook and tell me about it.

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:: COOL LINKS ::

★ the kobold press website (they publish dnd stuff)
★ my other page about lizards
★ my friend's page (she also thinks kobolds are gay)
★ the dnd wiki
★ gay.com (probably)

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